EXCERPT #4: Swamp Thing: Twin Branches

*SIGH*
“Don’t jump. You have so much to live for.”
“Probably. I mean, I don’t know you very well.”
“Uhhhhhhhh.”
“Take a load off, Needles.”

EXCERPT #3: Swamp Thing: Twin Branches

SIX MONTHS EARLIER.
“You see that? She’s into you.”
“Because she smiled?”
“Ah, shitballs. No, because she smiled with teeth. Smile back.”
“I don’t know…”

EXCERPT #2: Swamp Thing: Twin Branches

“How is your diabetes doing?”
“It’s growing more powerful every day.”
BEEP!
“Aunt Jessica, is there a place I can set up my work?”

EXCERPT #1: Swamp Thing: Twin Branches

“If you had a whole robot arm, it’d be coolor.”
“Is one-forty good? Did you win something?”
“It’s supposed to be between seventy and one-thirty. Can you pull over?”