Shadowhunters Episode 12 ★☆☆☆☆

I think this is the last episode of Shadowhunters that I'm forcing myself through. Once again, we fly through story arcs and subplots. We are introduced to Magnus Bane's old friend Ragnar Fell on the off-chance he might know how to awaken Clary's mom from the weird potion induced coma that she is currently floating in. I … Continue reading Shadowhunters Episode 12 ★☆☆☆☆

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Shadowhunters Episode 10 ★★★☆☆

Here we are. Episode 10 of FreeForm's Shadowhunters, a show I can't believe got a renewal for season 2. Not only because of its general terribleness but also because of the copyright suit against Cassandra Clare. But let's dive right in here because we've got three stories to follow: Clary goes to an alternate dimension … Continue reading Shadowhunters Episode 10 ★★★☆☆

Shadowhunters Ep 9 ★★☆☆☆

Let's use all the words like we've been using them all along and this isn't still a new experience. I feel nothing for Clary, she's just one of the unfortunate stereotypes of today's literature attempting to make a strong female character. Overly confident and incapable of thinking ahead she gets on my nerves something fierce. … Continue reading Shadowhunters Ep 9 ★★☆☆☆

Shadowhunters Ep 8 ★★☆☆☆

This week on Shadowhunters, Clary Fray doesn't check her phone messages. Evident with in the first few minutes of the episode. "Oh Simon, I've got so much to tell you, so sorry I don't seem to have the ability to listen to voicemail." I may have embellished the quote a little. Oh but she does eventually … Continue reading Shadowhunters Ep 8 ★★☆☆☆

REVIEW: Shadowhunters Ep 5 ★★☆☆☆

This... was the worst episode of Shadowhunters that I've seen yet. Where do I begin here? I guess I'll start with the setting. The Institute. The mysterious institute of--what exactly? Because that hasn't really been explained or revealed in the TV show. Oh, we've seen some random "girl" training with Hodge (but seriously the actress looked … Continue reading REVIEW: Shadowhunters Ep 5 ★★☆☆☆

REVIEW: Shadowhunters Eps 2-4 ★★★☆☆

Let's just save ourselves the time and do a bulk review to catch ourselves up, shall we? Yes, I gave Shadowhunters three stars. But it's for episode two through four, so I'm really judging close to three hours of content. So what's happened so far? Clary found out her Dad is Valentine (oh no!), her mom lied … Continue reading REVIEW: Shadowhunters Eps 2-4 ★★★☆☆

Shadowhunters Ep 1 ★★★☆☆

Okay, so FreeForm's Shadowhunters started a few weeks ago, and I wasn't sure how I felt about it. It feels like a well-budgeted b-film and--not surprisingly--I kind of like that charm about it. But that's not why you're reading this review. So I didn't read the books, that's an important lead out here. I have only … Continue reading Shadowhunters Ep 1 ★★★☆☆