- Oooh, magic smells like cinnamon. I kind of want some cookies.
- In fact, yes, it is weird watching naked women curtsy. Thank you for that visual.
- Such vigorous scrubbing, Lou. SCRUB HARDER!
- Fancy ring. The precious. Wait… wrong ring…
- Oh my.
- OH MY.
- Wait… no… same character? Same character.
- STOP ITALICIZING FOREIGN LANGUAGES.
- So sassy.
- “You’re a woman.”
“Well spotted.” - Ah! No eyes!
- Ah! A hag!
- Ah!
- AUGH!
- Why is she eating that ring?
- *deep breath* BIG TITTY LIDDY WAS NOT VERY PRETTY, BUT HER BOSOM WAS BIG AS A BARN! HER CREAMERY KNOCKERS DROVE MEN OFF THEIR ROCKERS, BUT SHE WAS BLIND TO THEIR CHARRRRRMS!
- “You missed a spot.”
- OH MY!
- Why. Are. You. Smelling. Her.
- Oooh! A Disney reference!
- KISS GOD DAMN IT! THIS IS KILLING ME!
- TELL HER YOU LOVE HER!
- KISS!
- KIIIIIISSSSSSSSS!
- THAT IS MORE THAN KISSING!
- YOU GET BACK HERE AND APOLOGIZE TO HER!
- REID! REID, YOU APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW!
- “Would my soul remember him?”
- Ooooooh!
- OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
- Excuse me.
- EXCUSE ME!?
- WHERE IS THE REST!?
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