33 Thoughts While Reading Serpent & Dove

  1. Oooh, magic smells like cinnamon. I kind of want some cookies.
  2. In fact, yes, it is weird watching naked women curtsy. Thank you for that visual.
  3. Such vigorous scrubbing, Lou. SCRUB HARDER!
  4. Fancy ring. The precious. Wait… wrong ring…
  5. Oh my.
  6. OH MY.
  7. Wait… no… same character? Same character.
  8. STOP ITALICIZING FOREIGN LANGUAGES.
  9. So sassy.
  10. “You’re a woman.”
    “Well spotted.”
  11. Ah! No eyes!
  12. Ah! A hag!
  13. Ah!
  14. AUGH!
  15. Why is she eating that ring?
  16. *deep breath* BIG TITTY LIDDY WAS NOT VERY PRETTY, BUT HER BOSOM WAS BIG AS A BARN! HER CREAMERY KNOCKERS DROVE MEN OFF THEIR ROCKERS, BUT SHE WAS BLIND TO THEIR CHARRRRRMS!
  17. “You missed a spot.”
  18. OH MY!
  19. Why. Are. You. Smelling. Her.
  20. Oooh! A Disney reference!
  21. KISS GOD DAMN IT! THIS IS KILLING ME!
  22. TELL HER YOU LOVE HER!
  23. KISS!
  24. KIIIIIISSSSSSSSS!
  25. THAT IS MORE THAN KISSING!
  26. YOU GET BACK HERE AND APOLOGIZE TO HER!
  27. REID! REID, YOU APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW!
  28. “Would my soul remember him?”
  29. Ooooooh!
  30. OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
  31. Excuse me.
  32. EXCUSE ME!?
  33. WHERE IS THE REST!?

Published by J. M. Tuckerman

J M Tuckerman is a New Jersey-based writer, blogger, and podcast talent. Tuckerman holds a BA in Writing Arts, an MA in Writing, and an MFA in Writing for Children and Young Adults. She is a proud dog mom, cat mom, archer, wife, and passionate book wyrm.

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