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Boy, what did you just say? Girl, drop your ‘tude. Drop it. Drop that tude. Oh God, don’t do anything more than slam her down. Please. Please. Please. Okay, phew. Oh hey, a THUG reference. Aunt Pooh… where you at? ….We’d better see Aunt Pooh again, Angie. Ha! Jump to conclusions faster than lice jump between white kids heads. I’m dying. OMG, I need to pull over. I’m watching you Curtis. Supreme needs to back off. He’s creepy AF. Creep. Don’t you kiss Malik, Bri. Bri! BRIANNA! BRIANNA INSERT YOUR MIDDLE NAME HERE JACKSON! You stop that! Holy shit. Yeah, it better not feel good. Yaaas, the reader is clapping her hands like Jay. Oh no, she’s gonna have… dammit Aunt Pooh. YOU’RE IN JAIL! WHY ARE YOU STILL MAKING THESE PLANS! Milez is totally Sonny’s boy. Supreme is a creep. Such a creep. Don’t you take those shoes. Tre, hush. Stop making good points. Jay, come out of your room. Please don’t be doing what I think you are. Ah! She said Mom! My grandmother also never lets anyone help with dinner. Yay, family dinner. *waits for drama* Trey, you majored in Psychology. You can’t do anything without a grad degree. Yeah! Go Trey! Tell her about dreams! “Best believe I’ll snatch your soul from your body.” Why is this child at the club? D’awwww. Heart eyes emoji. Wait. Hey. Why didn’t we get to see that date!? I love that she’s got a heart eyes emoji rating for her boyfriend! OMG JOJO! NO! Not a lot of time left in this audiobook. I’d better hear that rap… We’re in the ring. We’d better hear it. WE HAD BETTER HEAR IT. YOU GIVE THAT PENDANT BACK! You go, Bri! Oh thank God. We get to hear it. That ain’t no damn studying. WHO TWEETED IT!